Anyway ... I just watched an Olay Daily Facial commercial.  At one point, they state: "One product that works like four." However, I heard "One product that works like a whore." I rewound the Tivo, listened again and realized my mistake. It still struck me as funny, so I decided to see if I could have a little fun.

I went to the Olay website and emailed the following message:

"I am VERY offended. I just saw an advertisement for Olay Daily Facials on VH1.  The commercial very clearly stated, "One product that works like a whore." That is incredibly offensive, and not appropriate to be played during the middle of the day!  What does "Work Like a Whore" mean anyway?  I will never consider buying a facial product from you again!"

I'm waiting to see what they say.  It better be fun, or I'll have to call in.